Distinctive Connoisseur of Bourbon Whiskey!

Well thats what this certificate in my hands says:
JIM BEAM certifies Ekalavya Bhattacharya as a distinctive connoisseur of Bourbon Whiskey.

This was after attending a 'Unravel your Bourbon' session.

Its 2:30 AM....i'm supposed to be pretty high! Honestly speaking, I've never had whiskey - apart from the occasional sip or 2 of dad's chivas. Well consumed 6 neat large shots of whiskey today followed by 3 in cocktails!

This is how it went:
1st - Some Canadian Whiskey - spicy!
then - Jim Beam White - smooth!
then - Jack Daniels - smoky!
then - Johnnie Walker Red - this one was quite strong!
then - Teachers - beautiful!
finally - Jim Beam Black - fulfilling!

Followed this up with - Jim Beam Black and coke and then a crazy drink cocktail called Manhattan followed by a Jim Beam White and sprite.

Quite an alcoholic adventure....and sure to remember this day forever....the day i lost my whiskey virginity....over and over again!

Have a client meeting at 10:30 in the morning plus an important presentation at 3pm. Jim Beam bless me!

Though am sure, at 21 I must be one of the youngest whiskey connoisseurs out there :-)
It's quite an art and i'm going to master it - now that the paint is on the canvas

Hic! Cheers! Hic!

P.S: Chelsea are through to the semi-finals of the champions league...and are still set for a quadruple this season. Theres a chance of 3 crucial Man U vs Chelsea ties in the coming month. That'd be - the league decider at the Bridge....the FA Cup final (If both manage to overcome their semi opponents) and the Champions League Finals (Again if both manage to overcome their semi opponents).