The misery of march...

'Aapko shayad Vikhroli station jaane padega', said the young policeman at ghatkopar station - 'since case ghatkopar aur vikhroli ke beech ki baat hai and train vikhroli ke taraf jaa rahi thi'

well at vikhroli station, 'humhe to nahi pata, aapko ghatkopar station mein hi try maarna chahiye - kyonki hum idhar to FIR nahi file karte'

GOD!

at kurla station, 'aapne ghatkopar mein complain file kyon nahi kiya?' OMFG!!!
'bill dikhaiye please'
WTF? I've just lost my cel and it is 10 months old...do you think i am going to roam around with the bill?

The police of this country just pains me.
Anyways, will try to file a complain tomorrow if i can manage to conjure up the bill some how.
Things get even more complicated! the cel phone which i lost is not even registered in my name! And you might suffer a heart seizure caused by excessive laughter if i were to tell you how the person whose name the phone is registered in - is related to me.

Anyways had to attend a seminar in IIT-Bombay today evening and as you can imagine....i lost my cel somewhere in the train. Peak office rush hour (6pm) - central line - local train.
'I am going to get crucified in the train' was the message i had typed but could not send as the train arrived right before i could click on the send button.
Once i reached kanjurmarg station i decided to send the message - by saying 'just got crucified in the train'
and indeed....i did. the cel was missing.
been in the trains every damn day in the last 10 months and had suffered crazier rushes, but had only heard of pick-pockets.
Disgustingly skilful indeed...
Whats even more ironical is that the seminar was on Mobiles and mobile internet etc etc!

Well lets just sum up the mis-happenings of this month:
Lost my digital camera (This was actually lost by a friend - so i did manage a refund of sorts)
Lost quite a few clothes and stuff along with the bag which had the camera.
My fridge blew up.
Had my first bike crash.
Switched jobs to the agony of close friends and parents.
Landlord turns out to be a bitch.
Friends turn out to be bigger bitches.
Broke my spectacles.

the misery continues....!