The Praying Mantis
'Come here!' she hissed.
It had been planned to perfection. The lighting was dim. It had a green-aphrodisiac tinge to it. She was ready. She wanted it. She wanted it bad and hard.
He on the other hand, had been waiting for this day for quite a long time. Every male would.
A night of passion beckoned. Was he ready?
He thought he was.
Aren't guys always ready and willing to do it?
But there was this certain apprehension about his behaviour. He was making her wait.
Was he shy? Or was he making her wait? Making her want it bad?
When you make love, unless she is so aroused that she pulls you towards her, continue with foreplay. Once a woman's desire is aroused, the animal in her is unleashed. The waiting game is also an excellent art of foreplay. An art which needs to be learnt.
- Vatsyayna, The Kama Sutra
It was an agonising wait for her.
There she lay. Naked. A heavenly creature.
And he was making her wait...but also ensuring she didn't lose interest.
'An art which needs to be learnt'
She crawled closer to him.
She begged him for it.
And then she ordered him!
What ensued was the wildest, and most passionate intercourse you could ever witness.
He made her buzz in carnal delight.
She had been with many males before. But there was something different about him. He was the best she'd ever had. He matched her libido to each thrust....but there was this strange seriousness about him....
Then it happened. The moment of bliss. Nirvana they call it in their world.
In a swift motion of brilliant agility, she bit off his head
Death Arrives. One Dies.
He had been dreading this day for quite a long time.
He definitely was the best she'd ever had!
The Female Preying Mantis - lethal killers, are known to bite off the male's head during or after the act of copulation. They sometimes even devour the whole body. For nutritional benefits they say.
Trust National Geographic to make such classy sex flicks. Thank god the censor boards are busy watching raunchy remixes to satiate their visual desires, or else they would definitely be snipping such wild encounters too!
On a more serious note, The Praying Mantis are the most fascinating creatures in the insect world. Aptly named because the forearms are in a "prayer-like" stance. Also called as the preying mantis by some, as its one of the deadliest predators in the insect world.
Some also say - other insects start praying for their lives when a Praying Mantid is around!
My apologies to those who got disgusted and didn't read the whole thing! :-P

17 comments:
There she lay. A HEAVENLY CREATURE!!!
lmao...awesome way to put it!!
Nice work
nice piece...
Thanks u 2.
Its not too repulsive, is it?
Wouldn't call it repulsive at all, but was rather taken aback after the first few lines.
You been reading the Kama Sutra?
Please tell me you were not turned on by seeing insects making out
Turned on? Lol....come on now...be serious.
Hmmm...were you while reading?
Your boy friend will censor this blog from future visits by u!
Nah...not reading KS. Not yet at least!
not repulsive but was definitely taken aback.... couldn't imagine you riting stuff like this. anyway better use yahoo messenger or sms to converse n not the blog... that's just a request.n ya i dont know how to show my gratitude for suggesting to start blogging. thanks a ton..
Classy bro. Read it the second time to sight the slight hints you had scattered.
You could still have left a statuatory warning for the under 18!
Crucified at TAPMI? Don't worry. IIM beckons next year
-Pradeep
nice blog buddy....u enterin new fields every day huh... first date, then tapmi disaster, now direct porn??? hahaa nice change actually!!!newazz....
ITS NOT PORN u fatso! he he
Thanks pradeep :-)
not bad. discreetly done
its got a good twist at da end man .....ur gettin good at bloging....only stop readin KS..
best KLPD brozzzzzzz
lol...
manali
KS rocks man! ha ha
@ manya:
u've even started with the iit-ian lingo now!!
hey dude..
dumbstruck man.. wat with you ppl blogging.. anyway that's good. i used to write once abt iim interviews but thn never thought of putting down such piece.. anyway was a nice read.. keep up the good work..
ani
dumbstruck? lol
well when boredom reigns ur world...writing provides some solace.
newayz....i'll write abt iim-interviews too...perhaps next year or maybe the year after.
thanks for droppin by tho
i was wonderin y u ppl bloggin n all suddenly... nt all tht bad though..but pennin down thoughts not all tht easy... especially when they might b filled widd pain or agony!! newazz will try my hand at it...now njoyin being a reader n listener...lol....
Hey,
Taken aback - definitely
Dumbstruck - Not really
Liked it - absolutely
:)
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